“Where have you been my loving husband to be?
I’ve been waiting here in the hot sun for over two hours”, Sofia angrily said.
“This is the 7th time you have done this to me!”.
Slurred out “well, ah, ah ah I saw Javier as I was walking over here. The Boca Juniors were playing ball on the tv at the Bottle Bar. Javier is my Best Man so I thought we could spend some time together watching the Juniors”.
Sofia responded, “I had my cell, you could have called me.”
Sheepishly, he mumbled “I did not think of that”.
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